Friday, 23 September 2011

People say love is truth, love is lie. Love is fair, love is unfair. Love gives us happiness and love gives us pain. But believe me, I have never experienced any of these. I am still the same guy

Thursday, 15 September 2011

The Unfulfilled Wish For Love...

In this long way of life, I was a lonely explorer and a devoid guy,

Deprived from the happiness and glory which I can never buy..

I always thought I was independent, self esteemed and complete,

but only after having a glimpse of you, I felt like a half solved puzzle, meaningless and incomplete.

You turned to be my sun in warm sunny days, moon in the cool night and rain in the rainy day,

You are the breath that I carry always and its you who turned the life colourful from gray..


Whenever I think of you, joy runs through my blood and my heart palpitates,

You made me the way I am feeling, that I never had..

Its only you occupying each space in my mind,

And its you, the glue which makes my soul and body bind..

I dont know if I can ever get the same affections,

But I will always treasure, adore, and nurture all the exequisite admirations..

Each moment is substituted by the thoughts and dreams of you,

And I can only hope for all of them to come true...

Thursday, 1 September 2011

The First & Last Date

After the exams were over, he had a lot of spare time, and like every natural human being, he got into Facebook to pass time and there it started,the way to his first unexpected date...


Before 15 Days....

He: Hey!
(no reply...)

He: hello!
She : hi (after few minutes)
He: How are you?
She: I am fine, you?
He: Yeah, I am fine too :) (Seeing the moment tilting towards him, he starts flirting)
      What do you do?
She: I am a student
He: Cool, I am student too, BTW i read in DCE, you?
She: AIMS
He started thinking " wow she looked hot in her Facebook DP, and reads in AIMS too, must be an awesome girl!"
       With happiness in his mind he starts striking the keyboard , with regular introductory questions etc, and it continued for the next hour... 

Days after Days passed, and their friendship grew stronger, they kept on talking in Facebook for hours, and later exchanged their respective cellphone numbers too, and the day came atlast...

Like everyday, they were exchanging some undefined number of messages, and it was he who asked first...

He: hey, can i ask you a question? :)
She: Sure!
He: Do you have a boyfriend? Never Mind, just was asking like that.
She: Uhhmm, hhmm, no!
He : "Awesome! She dont have a boyfriend! Its my turn!" he replies with an 'Okay'.
She: Why what happened? :)
He: Nope! nothing..

And after around a few thirty messages the conversation stopped

After few days, he asked her whether she is free on Sunday and if they will meet at someplace, after getting a reply with the word 'yes' his happiness knew no bounds, at last a guy who never had a girlfriend, is going to try on somebody... And the girl, who never had a boyfriend was happy too, the days of being single for both of them were going to over...

 

Saturday, 13 August 2011

The Curse

He was a 17year old boy,young, smart, elegant and handsome,He was one of the most funkiest and funniest boys on the whole school,who can make jokes of nearly anything and everything, whom even the teachers feared to ask questions,a boy who bunked infinite classes, but still whose name was never out of the Top 5 positions on the merit list. Yes, he was the boy who has seen more movies more than the number of classes he ever did,   He was one of the fearless and brave fellows who was never afraid of anything and was the boy, like whom every other boy ever dreamed to be. Every other guy on the school was jealous of him and every girl wanted to be his friend, yes! He was one of the rarest guys whom the god gifted huge talents. His name was jack....

The first day he joined the school, everybody was exclaimed, how genius a small boy can be, he was one of the 'everything-he-can-do' guys and the word impossible never existed on his dictionary. Though the teachers were quite angry of his habits, but nobody could ever say even a word against him. The doubts he asked always made the teachers to fall in the cobwebs of confusions. He could beat all the nerds on the class by reading a few hours only, and could write awesome poems and could draw realistic paintings...


1
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Today he had bunked the classes yet again, but was unable to find a place to hide from the angry teachers, Jack searched everyplace on the school to hide his head, but nowhere he could find it. After whole ten minutes of struggle he ultimately reached a room. Aboard hanged above the door marking a word 'LIBRARY', and he entered it. It was quite empty one of the best places to hide. "How come i never got into this place?" He exclaimed with a small voice, trying not to seek the attention of the librarian and the other students present there. He opened up his cellphone, and saw the two words 'No Network' flashing on the screen. He started his i-pod but the red light started bleeping indicating the low battery. He was annoyed and bored, agony due to doing nothing was taking over his head.

Jack stood up, clapped the hands lightly to remove the dusts and started walking towards the oldest book stack at the end of the room. As he was observing the books, a glitter entered his eyes and he put his hands toward it. It was a huge black coloured book, around four kilograms with a huge golden key attached to it. It looked like more of a briefcase, a briefcase to carry enough stuff for two days. He started reading the title, but could not do it as it was written in some different language, there was no mark of writing at any other place of the cover. For the next few minutes he observed the book only at every angle possible.It looked like atleast a hundred years old,without any mark or a dot of dust. It looked like nobody had ever opened it or touched it and jack felt lucky as he was going to be the first one to do that. He took it and placed it carefully at his bag and started walking swiftly towards the exit door. The school time was already over.

At outside the weather was worse, the sky infected with dark patches of cloud and thunder deafening the ears. It made jack a little confused to see such a large change in weather, a weather that was full of bright sunshine in the morning. He started walking to the home alone, he could find nobody on the way. After walking for a bunch of minutes, he reached his home..

2
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Jack was quite surprised after looking at the huge lock protecting the gates. There was no reason of nobody being at the home, he jumped off the walls and started climbing the pipes with his huge bag to reach to his room. Luckily the window was open and he entered through it. He kept the heavy bag on the floor and sat on the chair. There was no electricity and everything was dark as evening was about to end. He went downstairs,and got two candles and lit them up, the cold wind hustled through the large window. With nothing to do, he took the book outside and kept it on the tables near the candles. The key shone like real gold, the design of it was a  little odd too with a letter designed with small black marks. He inserted into the lock and rotated the key,a small sound came and he opened the first page, there was nothing beside a small logo. He went to the next page and it was written in pure english, he was able to understand it, that made him to keep reading it...

3
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Saturday, 6 August 2011

A small gift to you my Friend...

I came alone to the world alone crying out aloud, but you were the person that made me to laugh out loud,

The first day i entered the school being one of the most shy and quite boy, sitting on the corner of the class, sharpening the pencil to pass my time,
you were the one who came to me and forwarded your hand to be my friend and become one of the integral part and make my life rhyme...


It never mattered whatever time or season it maybe, you always stood there like a guard to help and protect me,

You are one of the angels sent from above,

to shower and bestow me with infinite love..

Because of you my friend, my life is complete always,
like the cold wind that blows in the snowy days...

You rejuvanate me, renew me, rescue me,
And i hope your beautiful heart will always keep on loving me...

You were the one who answered my oddest questions at the darkest of night,
and encouraged me to hold up, stand and fight!

Thanks for dedicating a small portion of your heart,
helping me to keep myself away from trouble, sprouting the seeds of joy and bursting the pains like bubble...

So my dear friend, on the eve of this 'Friendship Day', I pray to God to enhance your life on the bestest way,

May Your life will be filled by the most shiny gifts,

The way I am gifted,
By being your 'Friend!' <3

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Only one day remaining more for exams, its going to hit me hard, yet again,leaving me to realize meaning of the phrase 'No pain, no gain'

But i lay there unaffected by the circumstances, knowing that whatever I can do is never going to lessen the pain,

After every exam that i gave
I always repented, promised myself nth times to study hard for the next one,

and the events lead me to study for none...

The time i spent in revolving around that beautiful girl's house at the end of the street, I wish i would had spent in studying physics and forget the shit...

T

Friday, 8 July 2011

The Death Of My Valentine

He started walking swiftly and slowly towards the corridor. Each step justified the event that just occured, the steps that marked the end. His eyes were exactly like a hunter, enough to add a sense of fear to the onlookers mind, his hands were already red and the red was blood. He was fearless, walking like a warrior who won a war again. The gleamy eyes were absorbing each and every frame he was looking at, giving him mere pleasure on what he did. Yes! he did it yet again,and again there was loss of life,that he calls soul, burdened by anxiety and fear. There was no sense of guilt in him, rather the emotions were a mixture of love,agony,fear,pain and jealousy, Love of the girl, agony on her friends, fear of losing her, pain of not getting her , and jealousy that he is not one of her so-called-friends. He was neither abnormal nor was pshyco or mad but he was not normal in love. Like every man on the Earth he too was the sufferer of this disease called love, love that was not for lust and nor it was infatuation. From a Monk he had turned to a sadistic killer. He himself was quite fearful of what he was and is doing, but it was late,that thing called love has taken over his mind. Lowering his head, and with the smile of a winner he started walking towards his home. His home was not a home,rather an art and image gallery. it was a dark place like the den of a lion,yet the lion was a majestic painter. From last two years he had never painted anything beside the portrait of a girl. The girl who was his day,night and dream. His love was inexplicable and inexorable, can never be produced with words nor with weapons. He reached the room,it was dark and there was a dim light, packed with normal stuff in an abnormal way. Nothing was in its proper place beside the bed and an image on the table. Below lies several torned papers, papers which were a proof of merit. Yes, he was a topper, the guy who topped in nearly everything he entered at,but yet he was a loser, loser in the competion called 'LOVE'...

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Yeah! I am no more a Virgin, @ Smoking! :P

26th june, 8:15 Am,


The day after exams ended, the post apocalyptic mayhem was still not going out of mind. Tired of thoughts,bad dreams, bad times it was being a pain in ass. After waking up i had a cup of tea. At that very moment my friend just put a cigarette out. It was long and black(you evil minded fellow!! :P)

He started smoking it. I was always quite enthusiastic about smoking. Its not for just mere fun that i wanted to smoke!
The thing was that I always wanted to know why people smoke?

Does it make them happy? Feel good? Makes their heart and brain light?

It was just an experiment that i smoked without any much intentions.

I looked at that burning cigarette. It was like a mini chimney but only the fact that, it was burning from the opposite side! And we are having the smoke :D


I took it to mouth. And failed at the first attempt. At the second attempt i took the smoke and kept in mouth. It did not feel much different. My friends asked me to take it inside my body, i tried but felt an unusual burning in throat, lol at that very moment i felt like a new born vampire, seeing blood in front of him, yet unable to get it. ( inspired from twilight breaking dawn!)

After taking it two times, believe me i didnt feel even a single bit different. I was the same guy with that heavy mind and heart. And yet the mystery 'Why people smoke still got buried under the earth'

And I lost virginity...
.
.
To Smoking! :p

P.S: The name of the cigaratte was "ABSOLUTE BLACK". It was Rs 10, quite better as compared to 4 rupeed gold flakes!
At least i am happy i started with a nice branded one! :D

Thursday, 19 May 2011

The Rain Of Tears

When I stand the rain,
all I see is your beautiful face that adds a lot of pain

Standing under the mournfull grey clouds,I just wish i would have never meet you,

And never have dedicated half of my life to you..

With wet eyes that are hidden by the heavy torrential rain,
I want to burst my tear glands and make it dry,

But the pang of separation from you don't even allows me to try,the tears just fall like a never ending trail of water

Though the rain washes away all the dirt and makes everything looks clean,

But it is still unable to clean the dirt of sorrow and pain from a broken heart and makes me lean,

And i sit down on my knees on that muddy road, struggling with chill wind and the never ending rain, hoping that God would hear my thoughts and would drive them away,

But Who knows maybe the God himself is crying,

And thats why it is raining...

Friday, 13 May 2011

I think, therefore I'm single

5:10 pm
-----------
The environment was colourful. The trees had a perfect combination of brown and green colours adding every tinge of beauty to them. The birds were singing at their most cheerful mood and even Nicole Schreiginzer and Lady Gaga can't beat them by anyway. The sun shone at its brightest but there was no hotness in it, it rather felt like it was as cool as the light from the moon. And there i was standing at one side of a river holding a beautiful red rose. At the other side me river there she was, in a white wedding gown with her hair towards me. Those silky and sparkling hair's reflected the sun light enough to remove the darkness of nights. I then saw a bridge to the other part of the river. I walked in it to reach to my dream girl. At every step i was talking i was getting a better look of her, that made me to take the next steps, and i reached her. I asked her to rotate towards me. Without even sparing an extra second i was on my knees asking her " Will you marry me?? " And then she replied in a half male tone "Tonight i am fucking You"

Before i could even say "What the...", she was gone and i was sitting on my hostel bed with a wet forehead and a nokia cellphone. I was so much angry that i simply made the phone to go for a nice projectile motion and collide with the ground at the maximum kinetic energy. The phone was still ringing[i](or in either way Enrique still fucking the phone)[/i]. It was me again who has to suffer, i picked the phone up, it was from Ishita a.k.a my girl best friend. As soon as i picked up the phone all i heard was "Where the fuck you were?? Why the hell you weren't picking the phone up??and bla bla bla.."

I just stood like a silent dummy on whom bullets are tested.

"I was sleeping" I said after giving a big yawn.

"Why the fuck you are sleeping at this time??" She asked angrily.

" Its not written in any book that i cant sleep at this time. Anyway what do you need?? And would you mind answering in a non-vulgar way?? "

" What do i need?? Get your dumb ass to the movie theatre now!"

"Are you fucking serious?? Don't you really care if i fail in my chemistry exams the day after tomorrow. The course is huge and i cant even spend a few seconds in having fun!!" (I was angry not for exams but because of ruining my dream)

"Well Mr. So you are studying a lot while i was calling you from the last 2 hours! I can guarantee that you were lost with some hot princess in your dreams! And now that you have woke up you are cursing me, huh?? And i think you told me last week that you have started studying from then" She has her words cutting each of mine in a few micro seconds.


"Well,O.k i lose and you win "Rani Ishitabai" and for your line information I have not opened my book more than twice from the last week. And i know i can't change anything in 2 hours, by the way whats the time for the show??" I said in a pathetic voice.

And she exclaimed "Thats like a good guy, err.. boy. And it wasn't me who told you not to study idiot. And the show is going to start in next 25 minutes. I already have bought 3 tickets. So reach as soon as possible."

"O.k i am getting ready now then. Will be reaching in a few minutes."

As i was about to hung up the phone she asked me to wait and told me, "Dude, you are going to have a grand surprise soon"

"I love surprises!" I said in a delighted way

She said " I hope you are going to..." and hung up.

For the next 25 mins I was the busiest person on the whole world, bathing with multiple deos, applying litres of gel on my hair,twisting it with as much permutations and combinations possible.

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Shit 2

Shit-2

"I am what I am" (old one)



Who cares?? I fucking want to be SRK! (new one) :p xDD

Friday, 29 April 2011

SHIT - 1

Somebody once said to me "Dude! You are cursed!"

And i replied:

After getting crushed many times by pain and havin crush more than that i am not afraid of being Cursed!

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Pretty Woman

Who is this strange girl that i saw
just now,
she seems to break into my
heart,if i don't allow,
everything about her seems to
attract me so much,
a feeling that seems sweeter
than my mothers touch.
she has got some magic in those
enchanting eyes,
one look is enough,like the bird
my heart flies,
it seems a star is walking down
on this earth
shining gracefully to take away
my breath.
As she slowly walks,the earth
seems to shake,
i feel the earth is dancing to
make me awake,
to let me know,the angel walking
on this earth,
to tell she is one i was waiting
from my birth.
Seeing this angel even the stars
seem to wink,
even the all mighty sun is
running way to sink,
every night she is taking control
over my dreams,
like a god controlling this
universe it seems.
i think of giving a flower to
her,hour after hour,
then i wonder,how can i give a
flower to a flower,
what should i give to let her
know my feeling,
i can't give my heart,which she is
already stealing.
Fate has got its own plans for
everyones life,
Only the time will tell,whether she
will be my wife
Whether she is going to my girl
or me her man,
for now she is only one i call "The
Pretty Woman"


SOURCE: INTERNET

Monday, 25 April 2011

.... part 3

Before 1 month
==========

I remember that day perfectly when for the first time ever in my life i went near a girls house, and that girl was no other than she.

As always, the evening time was always a roaming time for me. I and my friend were always attached to my bike like a magnet on that time. That day we were quite confused where to go, We were gettin bored and suddenly a thought came to my mind, and i saw her face on my mind, and at that instant all my thoughts were swayed by it and befor that i could know i was driving the bike and simultaneously getting fired by endless no, of questions by my friend. Her house was around 200 metres away and it seemed like my heart became cold and heavy. A sense of despairity had attacked my romantic thoughts, which had surrendered themselves already. Suddenly my heart started thumping really fast, and it seemed like my mind was no more owner of my hands.. And i passed like a rocket in front of her home.


The last sms....

Well... Yeah!

This is the same guy texting you 4 the "nth" time..
I always try hard to stop myself from texting(annoying maybe) you again and again but still its quite hard to resist... And i end up in pressing the send button...
Anytime i just touch my cellphone the sms simply goes to you..
And the only reason is dat i really love you...
Well in this 26th it will b two months after i have prpsd u.. So i will b calling you 4 ur final answer and i hope it should contain 1 vowel and two consonants...

And btw i already knew you "were" committed to *whoever *...
I hope you will say a yes... And it wud be one of best day in mah lyf...

I Will be calling you in 26th at 11pm.. (P.s wud u mind 4warding d msgs dat i snd to you to me???)
thnx 4 reading d full sms.. And just a simple request, plz delete dis sms only after you reply on 26th <3 (i love d smile on ur face:-))

Saturday, 23 April 2011

a small b'day poem for my dear friend...

God gave a very beautiful gift to earth on this very day,

and the world itself gets thankfull to god at its way...

Stars shine bright, moon gives the cool light,

and that brightens my nearness to you at every sight...

And now you completed 365 days of journey around the sun,

and i wish the rest of your life will be filled with lots of fun...

So enjoy the day to the fullest, so that everyday you recall..

And you will be always the special person for all..

Wishing you happy birthday " " from the bottom of my heart...

And may all your happiness and joy shall always fly above the chart's...

:-):-)

Thursday, 14 April 2011

... (part 2)

I just had a relapse, a recall on my last 2 years.

2 Years ago
=========
It was around just only two months i had joined my new maths tutions but that day was a special one. As always i was solving the problems to show it first to maths teacher, and then she entered, i was frozen... In my entire life i hadn't seen anybody as her. She was beautiful, her eyes had an infecting effect on me. I was stunned on my place, i just could not move my eyes away from her, and then my maths teacher called me and scolded me for being late in showing copy for the first time. And it didnt mattered to me. For next 2 months till exams i didnt missed a single day of tutions. The holidays were a pain for me. I never thought if she would have any feelings for me but all what i know was i was deeply in love with her. I kept dreaming on her most of the time. She was my day and she was my night. I always reach tutions early to see her as, if my teacher would know about this i was definitely goin to be killed. I was one of the geeky type guys, not much good looking or handsome a regular and lame guy sent to the earth by god. I studied good and that made my teacher to look more on me, which made me more frightened. On tutions i was never able to take my vision away from her. It was just like i was the opposite pole and was always attracted towards her. I also feared if she knew i was staring at her she would tell the teacher but luckily she never did. Was it true that she too was attracted towards me?? Several questions were revolving around my mind. *HORN SOUNDS* The red lights rival green light had won. People started moving and with that i too.... I was again back to real world. I had only twenty more mins to cover six kilometers on the busiest traffics. My heartbeat sounded different. I was afraid of losing..

I was a driving freak again passing through the nearly impossible gaps between other vehicles. Several people were shouting at me but it was not even able to touch my ears. I was on a worst position of my life, and then *bang* i had hit a guy on a cycle, he had fallen down, I looked again, and i rotated the accelerator till it got stuck. And for the next some minutes i was speeding at my highest, i reached the next traffic but it was too busy. There was an accident by a truck which had jammed the whole road, i tried backing up and to get into another road but i was stuck due to the flood of vehicles behind me. And then my mind made a transition to the past again....

...

10:15 Am:

*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
...
my cellphones msg alert tone down my left ear, made me woke up. Those four beeps had kidnapped one of my most rarest and sweetest dream...
For the first time after so many years, i saw 10 am after my school days had been finished...

My eyes were hazzy, i rubbed them and again looked at the screen, there was a msg from an unknown no, "Nobody sends me sms from a number, who could it be??? With my small decagon of friends, who could have sent that??" with those questions ringing on my mind i started reading the number, "NINE" "ZERO"...

and a bolt of spark got induced on my body... I became numb! My forehead got drenched in sweat "Am i really awake?? " was the first question that came to my mind. I pinched myself and i felt the pain! Yes, i am awake!

And in a few secs on my vest and night suite pant i was on my bike, my body was vibrating, i immediately got up, jumped with keys to my private locker, and i started searching for it like a mad person and at last i got it...

kkhhrr... Kkhhrr, it was not starting, it never happened that my bike didn't start.. Why was luck playing with me?? I had only 25 mins to reach the airport that was 8 km away from my home. And by god's grace with another attempt the bike started and in a few secs i was on the fifth gear, i was overtaking every bike, car and bus. I was just behaving like a bullet that could change its direction and go in a zig-zag way. With tones of thoughts i reached d 1st traffic post, it was one of the busiest and crowded places, so i had to stop. And i just started thinking over why i am going through all this...

Saturday, 9 April 2011

IIT The Funnier Side *3*education*

Education
The IIT curricula is carefully
decided so that there is no scope
of learning anything. The students
are hence forced take up alternate
learning routes, most common
being Pr0n. The IIT alumni on
knowing the tremendous
potential of internet, provided all
hostel rooms with free and
unlimited internet connection. The
IIT administration tried to
propound their agenda by putting
lecture videos on the LAN, but this
news is yet to be confirmed as
this has not been tried by any
student. The IITians are also
forced to eat mess food,
preparing them for the worst they
will ever face in life.
The guys also learn how to
make 50 palladins in 25
minutes and get three frags per
shot. Some of the creative minds
also make a quick buck
by selling MMS clips online. Since
there are assignments to be
submitted every now and then,
the guys also learn how to
use Google adeptly. Photocopying
centres are provided for every
100 metres of road so that time
wasted in photocopying
assignments is minimized. Lecture
classes are held from 7:30 a.m. to
5:30 p.m. IST (Indian Stretchable
Time). It has been established by
years of testing that the time can
be stretched to as much as 30
minutes beyond provided it is
backed by a cardinal excuse. The
summary and results of many
such experiments has been
documented well in a book by an
IITian titled "Five Point Someone:
What not to do at an IIT". The
book also deals with complex
issue of dealing with a girl in IIT.

IIT The Funnier Side *2*Admissions*

Admission
The admission to IIT is via an
exam called JEE. Various
definitions for JEE have been
suggested. The most commonly
accepted of them is "Just
Engineering and Engineering".
The geeksand nerds of India start
preparing for IIT-JEE right after
entering kindegarten. A very
effective test of whether a guy is
fit for getting into the IITs is
asking a very simple question: "Do
you have a girlfriend"? A guy who
says anything else other than
"What's a girl?" would not get
through the test. Girls are
considered unfit to get into IITs,
though some girls manage to get
the application forms as they look
like guys. To make sure no girl
gets through the system by
bribing to get the application
forms, the applicants are required
to specify their gender and affix a
photograph in the application
form. Those faces that resemble
anything girly are not selected.
The entrance exam, IIT-JEE, is an
extremely selective undergrad
admission process (accepting less
than 3% of their applicants).
Whether it is extremely selective
or extremely rejective has always
been an issue of debate. Sources
close to the institute say that it
was designed to teach the masses
how to face rejection. The original
plan was to reject everyone, but
the fallout was that people
stopped taking the test. Eventually
they had to invent IITs so as to
inspire people to take the test.
As they say, if the input is right,
the output is automatically right.
The six-hour Joint Entrance Exam
held, as the name suggests, jointly
by IITs, consists only of questions
on Physics, Chemistry and Maths
and not on practical details
like Booze, Drugs, Crime, Pr0n etc.
which severely distort the quality
of the incoming students. Since
the Indians are well known for
cramming up loads of
information, questions in JEE are
never repeated.
Recently there have been a lot of
protests and demand to admit a
percentage of students on the
basis of quota system. Their
argument has been that IITs have
always admitted a large number
of students who came through
the Kota system, and all they are
demanding is correcting the
'historically wrong' spelling.
Opponents argue that this will be
unfair to the non-Kota (non-
quota) students and two wrongs
don't make a right.

IIT- The Funnier Side *1*

The Indian Institutes of
Technology is another name for
IIT, which is
the acronym for Institute of
Infinite Tension, Institute of
Indian Technology, etc. These
institutes of so-called national
importance were set up by
the Indian Parliament at various
campuses across India, decided
purely on merits of political
alliances of the ruling party.
Operation IIT began under Prime
Minister Jawaharlal Nehru to
reduce the average intelligence of
Indians. Just like Zion in Matrix,
where 3% of the people who do
not accept the Matrix are
gathered together to prevent
dissent as a whole, IITs were
formed by the Government of
India to gather at one place the
3% of the intelligentsia of the
country and export them away.
The IITs have proved to be very
productive, growing from a single
institute in 1951 to 16 now (and
counting).

I xperienced the pausing of time "MY COMPUTER EXAM" :- Dibya

Here is what i did on my computer xam, in d xamination hall, and hopefully i passed:D

*===ðîßýå===*
True fact what i did in my comp. Xam:-

1) i counted d no. Of square marbles on floor

2) i discovered dat there is a bee hive in 3rd floor

3) tried to see the brand of invilgator's jeans (it was levise)

4) tried to find d probability of passing (0.42 :D)

5) counted the no. Of rooms on opposite building

6) ya, i too counted the no. Of fans and lights (even many of the guys from that class do not know that, i can challenge!)

7) tried to estimate the time from which blackboard(a.k.a green board wasn't cleaned)

8) i tried d art of rotating pen in one hand(and i failed)

9) spent time in trying to identify what type of shapes dat cloud made! (i saw one like c++, and then a middle finger:( )

10) i did what most guys do! I counted the no. Of girls!

And lastly i remembered a msg dat came to me:- Time is gonna pass, but what about you??

And bell rang....

Friday, 8 April 2011

Bored in Maths class: Chirag Chinmay

Students uninterested,Copies
deserted,
The pens are lying down.
Sneakin at hotties,Poking
besiders,
Everyone's fuckin around!
Humpin Jumpin n Yelling,
The teachers scribbles on the
board.
Minds of the masses filled,
With Procrastination on the
hoard!
The one who invented numbers,
I wanna kick his itchy ass.
Formulae Derivations and Steps,
Convulsing minds to bloody
Carcasss!
Tolerating maths for such long
hours,
Feels worse than enduring
malaria.
Arguments,Geometry,Algebra,Roots,
Contributing to the hysteria!
Bottles,Benches,Desks and even
Heads,
Everything i wanna Smash.
Here i am ultimately,Yeah!
Fuckin bored in the math class!! D:
D: *sigh* :/

A night of thoughts

It was night, stars twinkling,a cold
wind touched me and i shivered, I
vs walkin alone in d road and saw
her...
I thought is it she??
I glanced at her...
I adjusted my blurry vision and
looked at her,d crystal clear view
ensured me it was she...
She looked back,
i again had d same view d last
time i saw her,
those beautiful pearl eyes and dat
wonderful smile which had d
power of gettin me to do
anything...
I stepped more towards her and
grasped her hand and b4 i cud
say a single letter of d word dat i
vs goin to speak, i was doomed...
And i again found myself at my
bed again being woke up at 3
strugglin to win over the mind.....

i am in love - Harsh Snehanshu

"People say love is pure, love is
blind, love is fair, love is unfair,
love enhances oneself or spoils
oneself; but I haven't experienced
anything! My feelings have not
been changed nor am I. I am still
the same guy who cries watching
any romantic movie, who abuses
the Indian bowlers if they are
struck for boundaries, who
spends useless hours on net just
refreshing his scrapbook.... But
there is something that ensures
an immense contentment inside
me. I am not mad in love, but I
love somebody madly.
It's not that I am never sad or
negativities don't shoot me
because I am in love... It's not that
I don't give a damn to this world
because I am in love... It's not that
I am not affected by the jeers of
this world... but it's just that I have
a very very special person on this
planet, after talking to whom my
pains are sublimated, I become
abnormally rejuvenated and
satisfied. My life has been touched
to the core, and there is a big
difference in me which only I can
realize.
I am in love, 'I' am in love and 'I'
love to be in love!"

Fiction and humour stories!

I always wanted to write fiction and this is the place to reap the grains of letters.. I will write some fiction stories and some poems as well... I will also post some of my friends poem and stories here...

P.S everything here is purely fictional and if it's ur story i am sorry for it.. OMG! That wud be purely co-incidential and u should think u are lucky! :p

Comoidos ON Highroad to a indistinct place....

8th April, a boy starts his own blog though after making lots of sites and scripting them.. U must be guessing why i made a blogspot account though i am a site maker??

Well.. Here is the answer, simply 4 fun, i live on a mess where getting into an internet cafe is hard, dis is a deserted place from fun but not for a fun loving guy. Its been a year i have been living alone and i always wanted to maintain a diary but circumstances doesn't allow me to do that so i thnught of making a blog
and use it as a diary as well as a dumb book wall... So here i go not more making you bored... And @ name: Google is ur best friend! Enjoy!