Education
The IIT curricula is carefully
decided so that there is no scope
of learning anything. The students
are hence forced take up alternate
learning routes, most common
being Pr0n. The IIT alumni on
knowing the tremendous
potential of internet, provided all
hostel rooms with free and
unlimited internet connection. The
IIT administration tried to
propound their agenda by putting
lecture videos on the LAN, but this
news is yet to be confirmed as
this has not been tried by any
student. The IITians are also
forced to eat mess food,
preparing them for the worst they
will ever face in life.
The guys also learn how to
make 50 palladins in 25
minutes and get three frags per
shot. Some of the creative minds
also make a quick buck
by selling MMS clips online. Since
there are assignments to be
submitted every now and then,
the guys also learn how to
use Google adeptly. Photocopying
centres are provided for every
100 metres of road so that time
wasted in photocopying
assignments is minimized. Lecture
classes are held from 7:30 a.m. to
5:30 p.m. IST (Indian Stretchable
Time). It has been established by
years of testing that the time can
be stretched to as much as 30
minutes beyond provided it is
backed by a cardinal excuse. The
summary and results of many
such experiments has been
documented well in a book by an
IITian titled "Five Point Someone:
What not to do at an IIT". The
book also deals with complex
issue of dealing with a girl in IIT.
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