IIT- The Funnier Side *1*

The Indian Institutes of
Technology is another name for
IIT, which is
the acronym for Institute of
Infinite Tension, Institute of
Indian Technology, etc. These
institutes of so-called national
importance were set up by
the Indian Parliament at various
campuses across India, decided
purely on merits of political
alliances of the ruling party.
Operation IIT began under Prime
Minister Jawaharlal Nehru to
reduce the average intelligence of
Indians. Just like Zion in Matrix,
where 3% of the people who do
not accept the Matrix are
gathered together to prevent
dissent as a whole, IITs were
formed by the Government of
India to gather at one place the
3% of the intelligentsia of the
country and export them away.
The IITs have proved to be very
productive, growing from a single
institute in 1951 to 16 now (and
counting).