SHIT - 1

Somebody once said to me "Dude! You are cursed!"

And i replied:

After getting crushed many times by pain and havin crush more than that i am not afraid of being Cursed!

Pretty Woman

Who is this strange girl that i saw
just now,
she seems to break into my
heart,if i don't allow,
everything about her seems to
attract me so much,
a feeling that seems sweeter
than my mothers touch.
she has got some magic in those
enchanting eyes,
one look is enough,like the bird
my heart flies,
it seems a star is walking down
on this earth
shining gracefully to take away
my breath.
As she slowly walks,the earth
seems to shake,
i feel the earth is dancing to
make me awake,
to let me know,the angel walking
on this earth,
to tell she is one i was waiting
from my birth.
Seeing this angel even the stars
seem to wink,
even the all mighty sun is
running way to sink,
every night she is taking control
over my dreams,
like a god controlling this
universe it seems.
i think of giving a flower to
her,hour after hour,
then i wonder,how can i give a
flower to a flower,
what should i give to let her
know my feeling,
i can't give my heart,which she is
already stealing.
Fate has got its own plans for
everyones life,
Only the time will tell,whether she
will be my wife
Whether she is going to my girl
or me her man,
for now she is only one i call "The
Pretty Woman"


SOURCE: INTERNET

.... part 3

Before 1 month
==========

I remember that day perfectly when for the first time ever in my life i went near a girls house, and that girl was no other than she.

As always, the evening time was always a roaming time for me. I and my friend were always attached to my bike like a magnet on that time. That day we were quite confused where to go, We were gettin bored and suddenly a thought came to my mind, and i saw her face on my mind, and at that instant all my thoughts were swayed by it and befor that i could know i was driving the bike and simultaneously getting fired by endless no, of questions by my friend. Her house was around 200 metres away and it seemed like my heart became cold and heavy. A sense of despairity had attacked my romantic thoughts, which had surrendered themselves already. Suddenly my heart started thumping really fast, and it seemed like my mind was no more owner of my hands.. And i passed like a rocket in front of her home.

The last sms....

Well... Yeah!

This is the same guy texting you 4 the "nth" time..
I always try hard to stop myself from texting(annoying maybe) you again and again but still its quite hard to resist... And i end up in pressing the send button...
Anytime i just touch my cellphone the sms simply goes to you..
And the only reason is dat i really love you...
Well in this 26th it will b two months after i have prpsd u.. So i will b calling you 4 ur final answer and i hope it should contain 1 vowel and two consonants...

And btw i already knew you "were" committed to *whoever *...
I hope you will say a yes... And it wud be one of best day in mah lyf...

I Will be calling you in 26th at 11pm.. (P.s wud u mind 4warding d msgs dat i snd to you to me???)
thnx 4 reading d full sms.. And just a simple request, plz delete dis sms only after you reply on 26th <3 (i love d smile on ur face:-))

a small b'day poem for my dear friend...

God gave a very beautiful gift to earth on this very day,

and the world itself gets thankfull to god at its way...

Stars shine bright, moon gives the cool light,

and that brightens my nearness to you at every sight...

And now you completed 365 days of journey around the sun,

and i wish the rest of your life will be filled with lots of fun...

So enjoy the day to the fullest, so that everyday you recall..

And you will be always the special person for all..

Wishing you happy birthday " " from the bottom of my heart...

And may all your happiness and joy shall always fly above the chart's...

:-):-)

... (part 2)

I just had a relapse, a recall on my last 2 years.

2 Years ago
=========
It was around just only two months i had joined my new maths tutions but that day was a special one. As always i was solving the problems to show it first to maths teacher, and then she entered, i was frozen... In my entire life i hadn't seen anybody as her. She was beautiful, her eyes had an infecting effect on me. I was stunned on my place, i just could not move my eyes away from her, and then my maths teacher called me and scolded me for being late in showing copy for the first time. And it didnt mattered to me. For next 2 months till exams i didnt missed a single day of tutions. The holidays were a pain for me. I never thought if she would have any feelings for me but all what i know was i was deeply in love with her. I kept dreaming on her most of the time. She was my day and she was my night. I always reach tutions early to see her as, if my teacher would know about this i was definitely goin to be killed. I was one of the geeky type guys, not much good looking or handsome a regular and lame guy sent to the earth by god. I studied good and that made my teacher to look more on me, which made me more frightened. On tutions i was never able to take my vision away from her. It was just like i was the opposite pole and was always attracted towards her. I also feared if she knew i was staring at her she would tell the teacher but luckily she never did. Was it true that she too was attracted towards me?? Several questions were revolving around my mind. *HORN SOUNDS* The red lights rival green light had won. People started moving and with that i too.... I was again back to real world. I had only twenty more mins to cover six kilometers on the busiest traffics. My heartbeat sounded different. I was afraid of losing..

I was a driving freak again passing through the nearly impossible gaps between other vehicles. Several people were shouting at me but it was not even able to touch my ears. I was on a worst position of my life, and then *bang* i had hit a guy on a cycle, he had fallen down, I looked again, and i rotated the accelerator till it got stuck. And for the next some minutes i was speeding at my highest, i reached the next traffic but it was too busy. There was an accident by a truck which had jammed the whole road, i tried backing up and to get into another road but i was stuck due to the flood of vehicles behind me. And then my mind made a transition to the past again....

...

10:15 Am:

*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
...
my cellphones msg alert tone down my left ear, made me woke up. Those four beeps had kidnapped one of my most rarest and sweetest dream...
For the first time after so many years, i saw 10 am after my school days had been finished...

My eyes were hazzy, i rubbed them and again looked at the screen, there was a msg from an unknown no, "Nobody sends me sms from a number, who could it be??? With my small decagon of friends, who could have sent that??" with those questions ringing on my mind i started reading the number, "NINE" "ZERO"...

and a bolt of spark got induced on my body... I became numb! My forehead got drenched in sweat "Am i really awake?? " was the first question that came to my mind. I pinched myself and i felt the pain! Yes, i am awake!

And in a few secs on my vest and night suite pant i was on my bike, my body was vibrating, i immediately got up, jumped with keys to my private locker, and i started searching for it like a mad person and at last i got it...

kkhhrr... Kkhhrr, it was not starting, it never happened that my bike didn't start.. Why was luck playing with me?? I had only 25 mins to reach the airport that was 8 km away from my home. And by god's grace with another attempt the bike started and in a few secs i was on the fifth gear, i was overtaking every bike, car and bus. I was just behaving like a bullet that could change its direction and go in a zig-zag way. With tones of thoughts i reached d 1st traffic post, it was one of the busiest and crowded places, so i had to stop. And i just started thinking over why i am going through all this...

IIT The Funnier Side *3*education*

Education
The IIT curricula is carefully
decided so that there is no scope
of learning anything. The students
are hence forced take up alternate
learning routes, most common
being Pr0n. The IIT alumni on
knowing the tremendous
potential of internet, provided all
hostel rooms with free and
unlimited internet connection. The
IIT administration tried to
propound their agenda by putting
lecture videos on the LAN, but this
news is yet to be confirmed as
this has not been tried by any
student. The IITians are also
forced to eat mess food,
preparing them for the worst they
will ever face in life.
The guys also learn how to
make 50 palladins in 25
minutes and get three frags per
shot. Some of the creative minds
also make a quick buck
by selling MMS clips online. Since
there are assignments to be
submitted every now and then,
the guys also learn how to
use Google adeptly. Photocopying
centres are provided for every
100 metres of road so that time
wasted in photocopying
assignments is minimized. Lecture
classes are held from 7:30 a.m. to
5:30 p.m. IST (Indian Stretchable
Time). It has been established by
years of testing that the time can
be stretched to as much as 30
minutes beyond provided it is
backed by a cardinal excuse. The
summary and results of many
such experiments has been
documented well in a book by an
IITian titled "Five Point Someone:
What not to do at an IIT". The
book also deals with complex
issue of dealing with a girl in IIT.

IIT The Funnier Side *2*Admissions*

Admission
The admission to IIT is via an
exam called JEE. Various
definitions for JEE have been
suggested. The most commonly
accepted of them is "Just
Engineering and Engineering".
The geeksand nerds of India start
preparing for IIT-JEE right after
entering kindegarten. A very
effective test of whether a guy is
fit for getting into the IITs is
asking a very simple question: "Do
you have a girlfriend"? A guy who
says anything else other than
"What's a girl?" would not get
through the test. Girls are
considered unfit to get into IITs,
though some girls manage to get
the application forms as they look
like guys. To make sure no girl
gets through the system by
bribing to get the application
forms, the applicants are required
to specify their gender and affix a
photograph in the application
form. Those faces that resemble
anything girly are not selected.
The entrance exam, IIT-JEE, is an
extremely selective undergrad
admission process (accepting less
than 3% of their applicants).
Whether it is extremely selective
or extremely rejective has always
been an issue of debate. Sources
close to the institute say that it
was designed to teach the masses
how to face rejection. The original
plan was to reject everyone, but
the fallout was that people
stopped taking the test. Eventually
they had to invent IITs so as to
inspire people to take the test.
As they say, if the input is right,
the output is automatically right.
The six-hour Joint Entrance Exam
held, as the name suggests, jointly
by IITs, consists only of questions
on Physics, Chemistry and Maths
and not on practical details
like Booze, Drugs, Crime, Pr0n etc.
which severely distort the quality
of the incoming students. Since
the Indians are well known for
cramming up loads of
information, questions in JEE are
never repeated.
Recently there have been a lot of
protests and demand to admit a
percentage of students on the
basis of quota system. Their
argument has been that IITs have
always admitted a large number
of students who came through
the Kota system, and all they are
demanding is correcting the
'historically wrong' spelling.
Opponents argue that this will be
unfair to the non-Kota (non-
quota) students and two wrongs
don't make a right.

IIT- The Funnier Side *1*

The Indian Institutes of
Technology is another name for
IIT, which is
the acronym for Institute of
Infinite Tension, Institute of
Indian Technology, etc. These
institutes of so-called national
importance were set up by
the Indian Parliament at various
campuses across India, decided
purely on merits of political
alliances of the ruling party.
Operation IIT began under Prime
Minister Jawaharlal Nehru to
reduce the average intelligence of
Indians. Just like Zion in Matrix,
where 3% of the people who do
not accept the Matrix are
gathered together to prevent
dissent as a whole, IITs were
formed by the Government of
India to gather at one place the
3% of the intelligentsia of the
country and export them away.
The IITs have proved to be very
productive, growing from a single
institute in 1951 to 16 now (and
counting).

I xperienced the pausing of time "MY COMPUTER EXAM" :- Dibya

Here is what i did on my computer xam, in d xamination hall, and hopefully i passed:D

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True fact what i did in my comp. Xam:-

1) i counted d no. Of square marbles on floor

2) i discovered dat there is a bee hive in 3rd floor

3) tried to see the brand of invilgator's jeans (it was levise)

4) tried to find d probability of passing (0.42 :D)

5) counted the no. Of rooms on opposite building

6) ya, i too counted the no. Of fans and lights (even many of the guys from that class do not know that, i can challenge!)

7) tried to estimate the time from which blackboard(a.k.a green board wasn't cleaned)

8) i tried d art of rotating pen in one hand(and i failed)

9) spent time in trying to identify what type of shapes dat cloud made! (i saw one like c++, and then a middle finger:( )

10) i did what most guys do! I counted the no. Of girls!

And lastly i remembered a msg dat came to me:- Time is gonna pass, but what about you??

And bell rang....

Bored in Maths class: Chirag Chinmay

Students uninterested,Copies
deserted,
The pens are lying down.
Sneakin at hotties,Poking
besiders,
Everyone's fuckin around!
Humpin Jumpin n Yelling,
The teachers scribbles on the
board.
Minds of the masses filled,
With Procrastination on the
hoard!
The one who invented numbers,
I wanna kick his itchy ass.
Formulae Derivations and Steps,
Convulsing minds to bloody
Carcasss!
Tolerating maths for such long
hours,
Feels worse than enduring
malaria.
Arguments,Geometry,Algebra,Roots,
Contributing to the hysteria!
Bottles,Benches,Desks and even
Heads,
Everything i wanna Smash.
Here i am ultimately,Yeah!
Fuckin bored in the math class!! D:
D: *sigh* :/

A night of thoughts

It was night, stars twinkling,a cold
wind touched me and i shivered, I
vs walkin alone in d road and saw
her...
I thought is it she??
I glanced at her...
I adjusted my blurry vision and
looked at her,d crystal clear view
ensured me it was she...
She looked back,
i again had d same view d last
time i saw her,
those beautiful pearl eyes and dat
wonderful smile which had d
power of gettin me to do
anything...
I stepped more towards her and
grasped her hand and b4 i cud
say a single letter of d word dat i
vs goin to speak, i was doomed...
And i again found myself at my
bed again being woke up at 3
strugglin to win over the mind.....

i am in love - Harsh Snehanshu

"People say love is pure, love is
blind, love is fair, love is unfair,
love enhances oneself or spoils
oneself; but I haven't experienced
anything! My feelings have not
been changed nor am I. I am still
the same guy who cries watching
any romantic movie, who abuses
the Indian bowlers if they are
struck for boundaries, who
spends useless hours on net just
refreshing his scrapbook.... But
there is something that ensures
an immense contentment inside
me. I am not mad in love, but I
love somebody madly.
It's not that I am never sad or
negativities don't shoot me
because I am in love... It's not that
I don't give a damn to this world
because I am in love... It's not that
I am not affected by the jeers of
this world... but it's just that I have
a very very special person on this
planet, after talking to whom my
pains are sublimated, I become
abnormally rejuvenated and
satisfied. My life has been touched
to the core, and there is a big
difference in me which only I can
realize.
I am in love, 'I' am in love and 'I'
love to be in love!"

Fiction and humour stories!

I always wanted to write fiction and this is the place to reap the grains of letters.. I will write some fiction stories and some poems as well... I will also post some of my friends poem and stories here...

P.S everything here is purely fictional and if it's ur story i am sorry for it.. OMG! That wud be purely co-incidential and u should think u are lucky! :p

Comoidos ON Highroad to a indistinct place....

8th April, a boy starts his own blog though after making lots of sites and scripting them.. U must be guessing why i made a blogspot account though i am a site maker??

Well.. Here is the answer, simply 4 fun, i live on a mess where getting into an internet cafe is hard, dis is a deserted place from fun but not for a fun loving guy. Its been a year i have been living alone and i always wanted to maintain a diary but circumstances doesn't allow me to do that so i thnught of making a blog
and use it as a diary as well as a dumb book wall... So here i go not more making you bored... And @ name: Google is ur best friend! Enjoy!